"Did you know, Hell is actually non-smoking. Have to go outside the gates if you want one," he says. Not that Crowley really smokes, either. It's more Hastur's deal to smoke when he's trying to be intimidating.

He looks around the room a bit. "It's not bad here. We could stay here as long as you want. Get our bearings, see if they start looking elsewhere for us."

He has no idea what Heaven and Hell will do next. All he knows is he intends to stay with Aziraphale. Maybe order a takeaway, open another bottle or two of wine, and take advantage of what they've started.