"If they start killing humans with abandon, start to wage war against them," Crowley suggests. "Then they'd be going against something She's put so much effort into. Couldn't possibly be what they'd want. No matter what side----even downstairs they don't want to pick a fight with Her directly."

It wouldn't even be that hard, Crowley thinks. A few choice photographs of Hastur sent out with a hashtag like #pantygrabber or something obnoxious like that and he wouldn't be able to skulk anywhere without being harassed. He'd be a laughingstock downstairs too, which is always a plus in Crowley's mind.

"It's our biggest advantage. We know humans and they don't."