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Follows this.
They couldn't just teleport themselves there. Any miracles, demonic or otherwise, would attract too much attention. No, Crowley was actually going to have to sit there, plugging their information into an online search engine, and do it all manually. Fluctuating airline prices were demonic work, and right now a trip to Japan was over six thousand pounds more expensive than if he had bought it three days earlier, which was totally outrageous. Crowley didn't know a lot about money except what it made men do to each other, he'd never had to. But now, making money appear out of nothing could turn the wrong eye on them if he wasn't careful.
Luckily, he had quite a few credit cards that never needed paying or had a limit on them. They would work in a pinch for a moment like this. He didn't know if that sort of perk-of-being-a-demon could ever be taken away from him, but he hoped not.
The flight itself was a long one, and Crowley settled himself in for it by making sure they were flying at least first class. That way they could see everyone coming at them and have a few glasses of wine on the journey.
"I don't think they know about these passports," Crowley says. "They might, but I doubt it. I had them made back during the last World War, just kept them in good condition."
The second World War was something that Crowley took responsibility for, but he hated every moment of it, and what his side did to make it worse made him sick. He was more than prepared to hide away if he needed to when things went wrong back then. And, at the time, he had also created a passport for Aziraphale, in case he wanted to come along. No other reason for that, he told himself.
They couldn't just teleport themselves there. Any miracles, demonic or otherwise, would attract too much attention. No, Crowley was actually going to have to sit there, plugging their information into an online search engine, and do it all manually. Fluctuating airline prices were demonic work, and right now a trip to Japan was over six thousand pounds more expensive than if he had bought it three days earlier, which was totally outrageous. Crowley didn't know a lot about money except what it made men do to each other, he'd never had to. But now, making money appear out of nothing could turn the wrong eye on them if he wasn't careful.
Luckily, he had quite a few credit cards that never needed paying or had a limit on them. They would work in a pinch for a moment like this. He didn't know if that sort of perk-of-being-a-demon could ever be taken away from him, but he hoped not.
The flight itself was a long one, and Crowley settled himself in for it by making sure they were flying at least first class. That way they could see everyone coming at them and have a few glasses of wine on the journey.
"I don't think they know about these passports," Crowley says. "They might, but I doubt it. I had them made back during the last World War, just kept them in good condition."
The second World War was something that Crowley took responsibility for, but he hated every moment of it, and what his side did to make it worse made him sick. He was more than prepared to hide away if he needed to when things went wrong back then. And, at the time, he had also created a passport for Aziraphale, in case he wanted to come along. No other reason for that, he told himself.
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Date: 2019-07-30 11:12 pm (UTC)"What the Heaven...?" he sputters. That tasted nothing like the sushi he had just tried and was nothing like what he expected at all. He looks around the shop, and realizes the person who entered has vanished.
He looks at Aziraphale and coughs. "Do you think...?"
crowley being victimized by human food will be the reason for their divorce
Date: 2019-07-30 11:57 pm (UTC)"I'm not sure..." But it's clearly ringing alarm bells. In the state they're in, he's not sure if he's being paranoid or if they're being tracked down by, most probably, angels.
He looks at Crowley, nervous. "What do we do?"
crowley has a very long list of grievances caused by human foods and would like to enumerate them
Date: 2019-07-31 12:08 am (UTC)"We could stay, have them come to us, which they probably won't do surrounded by all these people," he says. "Which could also mean they surround the shop now that they know we're here. Or we could take a risk and run for it. Keep moving, try to lose them."
aziraphale will not stand for this slander
Date: 2019-07-31 12:18 am (UTC)He gives the plate of sushi his own longing look. Damn near heartbroken. He sulks. "I...suppose it would be safer to go."
number 3,452: that time wasabi ruined their japan holiday
Date: 2019-07-31 12:28 am (UTC)Crowley waves his hand, and the sushi disappears, and the bill appears, paid. He's probably risking it, pulling on a few miracles, but it's also pretty likely they've already been spotted.
"It'll be waiting for us," he says, getting to his feet. "Though if that sashimi stuff is anything like the green thing, I'm never trusting you again."
That is incrimination!! Also he made his husband uwu
Date: 2019-07-31 12:40 am (UTC)He gets up, slightly turning his head in an attempt to hide the brightness, the sweetness of that smile. Oh, Crowley.
He adjusts his jacket and clears his throat, attempting to get back to some form of focus. "Do you think we can get there from here?"
anything for you, aziraphale <3
Date: 2019-07-31 01:00 am (UTC)"We can take a taxi," Crowley suggests. "More likely to get lost in the crowd of cars, than just two people walking along the street."
take notes, gentlemen
Date: 2019-07-31 11:44 am (UTC)"Perhaps if we move closer to the inner city--" He turns his head as he talks, spotting that one tourist having a chat with one of the waitstaff, near the door to the kitchen. In that moment, he swears they lock eyes.
Something in him distinctively does not like that.
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Date: 2019-07-31 11:07 pm (UTC)If only.
"They shouldn't be able to find us where I've got us staying," he says. "It's too well hidden. It's just getting there that's the hardest part."
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Date: 2019-07-31 11:26 pm (UTC)"Where--where is that?" He's a bit ruffled, should probably tell the demon what he saw, but what if it's nothing?
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Date: 2019-08-01 01:57 am (UTC)The last thing he needs is their safe haven invaded by forces beyond their control.
"But trust me, I've been very careful."
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Date: 2019-08-01 12:22 pm (UTC)He catches up to Crowley. "Alright. Well-- how quickly can we get there?"
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Date: 2019-08-02 12:50 am (UTC)He called taxis all the time back when horses and buggies were in fashion, but now that he has the Bentley----had, he reminds himself. Just something else the had to leave behind in London. Aziraphale lost the bookshop, Crowley lost the Bentley. And, really, of the two, the car was a far more precious commodity. It at least took them places.
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Date: 2019-08-02 12:55 pm (UTC)But, well, guess they don't quite have to worry about that now, do they?
"Well, surely that can't be that difficult, right?" Nevermind that they're in an urban area, and have actively put a distance between themselves and the airport. Or they could have called for a cab, had they not left the restaurant in such a rush. But they've had a lot worse to endure this evening, so this barely even registers as an issue.
"It's getting quite late." The angel remarks.
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Date: 2019-08-02 09:15 pm (UTC)He raises a hand up to gesture for a cab, but no one stops for him. He tries again, no avail. Surely, they must just look like tourists, and cabs would want to stop for tourists. Maybe they look harried, or look like they're being followed. Maybe they look frightening to the humans around them, Crowley thinks. Normally, that wouldn't bother him, but right now, they want to blend in.
He turns to Aziraphale. "How late?"
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Date: 2019-08-02 11:32 pm (UTC)"Should we..." Clearly not entirely sure about his own suggestion. "check if everything worked out back at the temple?" Or would it be a terrible idea to retrace their steps?
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Date: 2019-08-03 01:31 am (UTC)No taxis. He considers the option of calling an Uber, but worries about that being traced. His side was never very good with technology, but Aziraphale's?
"We need a place to regroup," he says. "Let's----" Where, though?
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Date: 2019-08-03 07:00 pm (UTC)Aziraphale doesn't try to complete Crowley's suggestion, in fact vaguely feels like there isn't really one. "Maybe we can find somewhere with more people. Surely there'll be other ways to move around." Like buses, undergrounds...something.
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Date: 2019-08-03 08:36 pm (UTC)"There," Crowley says, gesturing to a bar that appears to be open. He speaks no Japanese, but it has people, it's out of sight. It could be enough to give them some breathing room.
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Date: 2019-08-04 12:46 am (UTC)"Are you sure?" He would've never figured Crowley as a karaoke fan...
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Date: 2019-08-04 12:52 am (UTC)He takes a step towards the door and hears the sound of karaoke coming through. He cringes immediately.
"Oh."
It's still a great option.
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Date: 2019-08-04 12:57 am (UTC)He looks up at him. "Well, I...suppose we can lay low here."
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Date: 2019-08-04 01:09 am (UTC)"Yeah," Crowley says, looking one last time back out at the street. "We'll go here."
He pulls open the door to the sound of a very off-key rendition of something by Britney Spears being sung by someone who clearly doesn't speak English. However, there is the smell of food, and there is alcohol and places to sit.
And no angels or demons. Not as far as Crowley can see.
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Date: 2019-08-04 01:17 am (UTC)The alcohol, though, he'll take it. Still haven't made up for what was lost in the plane and running for their ethereal lives.
Dressed as he is, hands folded behind his back, laying low here is only possible thanks to the lack of functional lights.
"Well...after you."
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Date: 2019-08-04 01:41 am (UTC)He hates to admit it, but it's a perfect place to hide.
Miraculously (or with the gentle help of Crowley), there is a booth near the back that opens up for them to sit at, and Crowley navigates them towards it.
"Here?" he suggests. He raises a hand to get them two drinks.
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